How to Play

in case you're having trouble running the game for the first time, refresh your page if you got stuck, and press Z, down then Z again to start a new game.

Cont: loads a save (not much to save anyways, just put it in in case you didn't want to replay everything just to trigger something else)
New: self-explanatory, makes a new game.
Quit: (I didn't really know how to force end it, so it just leads to a little thing telling you to go do something else.)

controls, again, are here.

Up - Up Arrow / W
Down - Down Arrow / S
Left - Left Arrow / A
Right - Right Arrow / D
A - Alt / Z / J
B - Ctrl / K / X
Start - Enter
Select - Shift